Pit Bull With Aids

Warning pit bull with aids, and if healthy pit bulls weren't enough to keep strangers off the property.

Instant Death Warning Sign

Touching wires causes instant death, plus a $200 fine which will be sent to the after life.

Office Warning Sign

If the help desk thinks your question is stupid, we will set you on fire!

Keep Dogs Leashed

Checkout this absurd campsite warning to dogs. I little harsh for my taste.

Neuter Your Pets And Friends

I have a sinking feeling that somehow Bob Barker is responsible for this billboard. What a patriot he is.